HE vs SHE

lolx...i read this from another blog.....it's sooo funny XD
just can't wait to post it over here......XD

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HE : Can I buy you a drink?
SHE : Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE : I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE : Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE : How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE : I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE : Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE : Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE : And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE : Okay, get out.

HE : I think I could make you very happy.
SHE : Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE : Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE : Can I have your name?
SHE : Why? Don't you already have one?

HE : Shall we go see a movie?
SHE : I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE : Hiding from you.

HE : Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE : Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE : Is this seat empty?
SHE : Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE : So, what do you do for a living?
SHE : I'm a female impersonator.

HE : Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE : Do not enter.

HE : Your body is like a temple.
SHE : Sorry, there are no services today.

HE : If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE : If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Kakak isn't that simple........muahahaha

Today ....
nope it should be everyday....seems to be a busy day for me since I have the new job - Kakak.
Peoples, do not underestimate this job as a mermaid...mer-Kakak,
because it really isn't as easy as you think.
If you think it is easy, you should watch this drama, "家庭主夫"....... MUAHAHHAHAA....

Let's see my daily routine ^^

8.30 wake up
8.45 breakfast
9.00 tidy up the breakfast table
9.30 do the laundry
10.30 dry the clothes
11.00 steam the clothes
12.00 prepare lunch
13.00 lunch time
13.30 clean up lunch table
14.00 sweep the floor
15.00 prepare the ingredients for dinner and cook the soup
15.30 start to cook [i'm only an assistant]
17.00 feed the dog, and cook our rice
17.30 clean up, continue steaming the clothes
18.00 drama time
19.00 bath time
19.30 start dinner
20.00 clean up dinner table, wash dishes, clean up the kitchen stove and etc.
21.00 watch tv until sleep
22.00 go back to bedroom, online
00.00 best time to sleep...but mostly not the time i sleep
13.30 z.z.z.zzzz....zzzzzzzzzz


typing this routine is tiring.....=.=

Here's some home-tips for new Kakaks......hahahhaa

1) wash your hand before you do anything! hahaha hygiene is important!! XD
2) veges cannot be kept in the fridge when it's still wet, it will turn yellow.
3) sugar can make prawns crunchy and fresh.
4) first the frying pan has to be hot, oil, then only the ingredient.
5) leftover rice can only be kept in the fridge when it's cold or else it will smell.
6) turnover the inside of t-shirts when it's under sun, or else the color will fade.
7) outfits with rubbers cannot stay under sun, it will loose it's elasticity.

SOOOOOOOOOOOO tired now...... gtg to bed liao~
nit enite eveyrone~!
nite nite my blogg~~

HO HO HO HO...welcome~!

And here's my new blog~~~~ an pure English blog~!
welcome and Im' so tired now......[not because of creating this blog]
gotta go to bed already....hahaha.... nite everyone....XD sweet dreams XD
hope i'll be able to wake by 7am tmr.........@@


there is actually nothing to do with this......
just a random pic....hahaha
good nite octopus!!